Just in case you were wondering, there are actually a lot more sonnets being written than I post here, but I thought I’d put this one up as I was reading it to D yesterday and we had a good laugh.
Flip flops are such a comfy thing to wear,
the shoe with a relaxing attitude.
Slip on vacation hooves and then you’re there –
Flip from a boss into a cool dude.
Your toes feel freedom, something that’s so right.
No more stuffy socks inside the thong!
They’ll fit feet that are narrow, deep or wide,
and waterproof! You really can’t go wrong.
If it’s too cold for flip flops, stay inside
and flip around the house until it warms,
then hit the beach and dip them in the tide
,the sand won’t chafe your heels, you won’t get corns.
And when you crave a lazy day that’s tops,
kick off the pumps and slip into flip flops.